Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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