That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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