Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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