Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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