But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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