I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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