So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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