I think im going to throw up on grandma
she looked like the before picture.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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