I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
