I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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