I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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