Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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