Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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