Buhtt sex?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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