Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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