But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He kissed a someone with a penis
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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