a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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