Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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