Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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