we're blogging at a bar
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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