I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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