quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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