Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
