i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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