But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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