Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
