just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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