I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
