wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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