i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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