I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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