I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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