yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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