Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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