you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
As shirtless as possible
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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