All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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