I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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