I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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