There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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