no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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