There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So. Much. Porn.
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