I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My pussy is not your playground.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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