I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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