So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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