Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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