Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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