hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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