Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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