check it out our google latitudes are spooning
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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