It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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