You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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