its not stalking. its research.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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