ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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